OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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