these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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