The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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