Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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