: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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