Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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