I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Randomize
