I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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