people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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