Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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