Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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