I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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