Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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