He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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