I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
