I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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