I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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