I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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