One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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