you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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