Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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