I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Help. Why am I so naked?
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