I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
