I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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