Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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