I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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