Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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