i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
