Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I am available for nakedness
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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