i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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