wanna go halves on a baby?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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