you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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