Soap is not a condiment
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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