hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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