If i come over, it means nothing
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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