he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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