Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Say something about gay babies.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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