Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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