Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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