Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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