Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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