Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My dick has a subreddit
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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