No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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