I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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