cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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