Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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