if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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