So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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