I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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