yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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