I CAN MOONWALK!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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