Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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