we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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