the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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