i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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