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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
